Episode F114 // I Could Curse 100 Socks
F**kface #114 · published 2022-08-03 · archive #124

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[0:00:42] Geoff: Welcome to another episode of the F**kface Podcast. What are you doing? My name is Geoff Ramsey. With me, as always, Andrew Panton. It is 3 p.m. on the dot, which is when we start. Gavin knows this. He's always exactly on time. He's got a good 35, 40 seconds before he comes in. Speaking of Gavin, I didn't introduce him because he wasn't here yet, but I'm assuming he'll be sliding in right on time.
[0:01:12] Eric: He just dispenses. What did he say? He's rebooting his computer at 3 p.m. Why? When did he post that? Right now at 3 p.m. Oh, I see. I was scrolled up. Sorry. Wasn't up to date.
[0:01:23] Geoff: Well, that's a weird time to reboot your computer. That's the time that we start. He's now one minute late, which has got to be, I think, personally catastrophic to his psyche. I know how much he hates inconveniencing others by being too early or too late, and here we are pushing towards 302. This is episode 114, season four, year three. Is that right? No. No, season four. We're still in two, I believe. Season four. On our way to three? Season four, year two.
[0:01:55] Andrew: I don't know. This is your thing. I don't remember how it goes. I have no fucking idea. It's long.
[0:02:00] Eric: This is your thing. It's been so long.
[0:02:03] Geoff: I would argue that this podcast is our thing.
[0:02:05] Andrew: It is, but the naming convention, it's yours. You've done this.
[0:02:10] Geoff: It's season four, year two, volume one, episode 114. I feel like my voice may be betraying how tired I am.
[0:02:21] Eric: Can I bring something up just before Gavin gets here? Yeah, please. I don't understand the year and date. I produce the podcast, and I still don't understand the naming convention. It makes no sense. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get, like, the seasonality of it. I don't get, like, what year. I don't know what year this is. I don't, like, I just, I go along with it.
[0:02:40] Geoff: I just explained it. This is season four. We determined that after season three ended and season four began. Season five hasn't started yet, so clearly we are in season four. This is the second year that we are producing this podcast in, hence year two. And then this is the first iteration of this podcast that we've done, hence volume one. Episode 114, that's just the number. That's just the 114th one of these we've done. That one's easy to figure out.
[0:03:06] Andrew: That's the only number I care about, actually. Yeah, when would we have a volume two? I'll tell you the exact moment I stopped caring, Eric, was when we started this. I was like, we should have an extremely long, like, 172 episode season, and then season two be three episodes. And then Jeff changed the season the next episode, and I gave up. I just no longer, I punted. I have no clue where we are or why we're in the position that we're in. All I care about is the number that Jeff doesn't seem to care about at all.
[0:03:37] Geoff: How about this? How about I stop that, and then you just do the intros from now on, and we can do whatever the fuck number combination thing you guys want to do. No, I enjoy it. I'm just lost in it. I have no issue with it.
[0:03:47] Eric: Again, I just said I didn't understand. I didn't say I didn't like it. I just said I didn't understand it. No, it's great. And also, you said whatever number thing we want to do. I felt like we were really clear about just the episode number being the number thing we want to do.
[0:03:58] Geoff: All right, so fuck it. We won't do year four, year two. We won't do the volumes. I just said I didn't understand it. I wasn't saying don't do it. No, no, no, no, there's no room for complaints in my brain today. You're clearly complaining because you don't understand it. You're not complaining because you like it. You're not saying I don't understand it, but I love it. You're saying I don't understand it. I don't get the point of it. So we just won't do it anymore. I wasn't complaining. I was saying that I didn't understand it until Gavin got here. It is de-lord. It no longer exists. This is episode 114, I guess. Why are you fighting? Because you're four minutes late. You did this.
[0:04:35] Andrew: This is your fault.
[0:04:36] Geoff: We're dropping the volume and the seasonality and the year counting because Andrew and Eric don't understand it, and I don't want to confuse them or overcomplicate their little brain.
[0:04:47] Andrew: To be fair, this opened with you didn't remember what it was. I figured it out.
[0:04:51] Geoff: You know, anybody else can start the fucking podcast at any fucking point in 114 episodes. It doesn't always have to be me. I got to say something to start the podcast. So how about this? I retire from starting the podcast. You can start at however you guys want to, and I will sit back and I will not judge you for one, and I'll let you go, and whatever the numbering naming convention you guys want to use is is fucking awesome with me. I'm going to take a break for a couple years and let you guys handle it from here on out. Gavin, how are you doing? I hate to say it, guys. I think Jeff's in a bad mood. I think Jeff might be in a bad mood.
[0:05:25] Gavin: I realized right as I pressed reboot, I didn't need to do it. I remembered what the problem was with my sound, and then I don't really know how to stop that process. What are you? I'm so confused. When did you realize you had an issue? Well, my sound, my mic wasn't right, and then usually I fix it by rebooting, and then I remembered that I'd actually muted it in the setting somewhere as it was rebooting, and I was like, oh, that's a fight. That's five minutes gone. Flushed those five minutes.
[0:05:48] Andrew: Is this the latest you've ever been to a show? Three minutes, four minutes. Four minutes? Yeah, it might be. I think it might be. I think it might be the latest you've ever been. I'm embarrassed. It was odd for you to say rebooting at the time you would join, because I kind of assume you're just waiting in the wings to hop in, like you're there a few minutes early, but you just waited out. The fact that it was like time to go and you realized your car wouldn't start was a very odd post.
[0:06:13] Gavin: Yeah, I was outdoors like six minutes ago. I'm sweaty. What were you doing outdoors? I was ripping vines off the side of my house. My house is being engulfed by nature. We really shouldn't have built stuff, I feel like.
[0:06:24] Andrew: What do you mean? Nature's taking it back. Well, it's a constant struggle, right? You gotta reclaim what's yours. You gotta fight nature. Sometimes vines can be a good look, though. I can enjoy like a vine-y side of a house. I guess- You're a vine guy? I could be a vine guy. Yeah, it has to be very specific. You don't want too much, but vines can look nice. Was it a thing that would like damage the house unless you removed it?
[0:06:44] Gavin: Yeah, it was sort of creeping inside. Oh, okay. So I killed it yesterday. And today it's just like shriveled twigs, but it's still stuck to it. And I'm ripping it down. There's like dust and now there's marks all over it. What are we talking about this week? I don't know. Andrew's got a lot to talk about,
[0:06:57] Geoff: so why don't you just kick it off, buddy?
[0:06:59] Andrew: I have a lot to talk about?
[0:07:00] Geoff: I heard you say that. You said that to Eric when I came into Pleasantry. Oh, I know what? You said, I have a lot to talk about today, but I can't talk about it now, so I'm assuming-
[0:07:06] Eric: Gavin, you were four minutes late, and look what's happening.
[0:07:09] Gavin: Was there bad Pleasantries as well? No! Did Pleasantries go too long?
[0:07:12] Andrew: I think Pleasantries were good. I was just, what I was saying, Jeff, when you came into it is I have a lot to talk about because we filmed Survive Block Island last week, but I can't talk about any of the specifics of it because it's not going to be out for a few months. So I have plenty to talk about in that way, but I can't actually say any of it on the show, unfortunately.
[0:07:29] Gavin: I feel like that'll have to be one of our future episodes where we debrief after that show's over. I would love to be a supplemental maybe.
[0:07:35] Geoff: Yeah, we were talking about that as maybe a supplemental in the Pleasantries. I think some people recommended it, some comment leavers recommended it, but I agree. And let me just say right now, we filmed Survive Block Island, was it last week? I can't even remember. Last week. And obviously, it's not going to come out until, I believe, September. And if you're not familiar with what we're talking about, it's like we recreated the game Survivor in Minecraft, and then this was the second season, Gavin and Andrew were both in it as contestants. It's all shot and done and in the can, but obviously, we can't discuss it because that would provide potential spoilers, and this show's not going to come out for two months. But what I will say, and the only thing I will say, is that I genuinely appreciate the professionalism that you're both showing by being in the same online room together, as it were, sharing in a conversation, despite everything that transpired.
[0:08:35] Geoff: You guys are nothing but professional, and your ability to hold it together right now, it's masterful, and it's something to be studied. Congratulations, Steve.
[0:08:44] Andrew: It was interesting. It was a great experience. It was, yeah, it was layered. There's a lot to say about it. Can I talk about the thing I told both of you already? I'd like to hear Eric's read. I don't feel like that's a spoiler for anything. If I'm vague about specifics. I don't know what you're talking about.
[0:08:58] Geoff: Yeah, you're so fucking vague, nobody knows what you're talking about.
[0:09:02] Andrew: I did a thing that's arguably worse than the shift key. I think I could talk about that without giving anything away.
[0:09:09] Gavin: Oh, my God.
[0:09:10] Geoff: Yeah, you did. I mean, here's why it's stupider.
[0:09:16] Andrew: You're a fucking gamer. I don't play on the PC, though, at all. I didn't know. So, for context, I don't, I never play games on the PC. I'm purely console. When I was first told, I'm going to, I'll talk to you. I'd love to hear your opinion on this, Eric. Is this worse than me not knowing the shift capitalization thing? When this started, I was told before the experience even began, I was like, how do you go full screen? And I was told F11. And I said, is there an F11 key, or do I have to hold F and the 11? To which I. Hey, man, what's the 11? Yeah, that was the. That's an 11 key? There's not, there's not an 11 key. So, I was off to a terrible start. I have no idea how keyboards work. I have no information about anything. But, so, no matter what, in filming, you're there first day, last day. I just imagined you holding F, the number one, and then the number one on the numpad.
[0:10:04] Eric: Yeah, right, it's the other side. He's just like, this isn't good for my hands.
[0:10:07] Gavin: It's a capital I. Keyboards suck. Dumb. We got to sit you down and teach you the keyboard one day. That would be great.
[0:10:16] Andrew: I'd love that. Because the Mac, it doesn't have an F11, a Mac keyboard, or at least mine doesn't. I don't know if other ones do, but I'm not familiar with the F section. Anyway, so we film everything on Survive Block Island is over, and the shoot's done. And I realized I left my computer on, and I'm like, I'll shut everything down. But I realized that the server was still open for where we film things. And my partner was in the room, and I was like, hey, I can show you some of the stuff that I saw. Like, this would be cool. And so I load in, and I'm moving around, and I'm just like showing them things. And they immediately say, can you go full screen? I can't see anything. To which I went full screen. And I had filmed, so when you're watching Survive Block Island, know that every single moment you see of me, I played the entire, my entire experience was in windowed. I was in the tiny window mode every time you see me in the show. What? I got the tiny window. I went full screen. It blew my mind how much easier it was to see everything, and how big everything looked.
[0:11:19] Gavin: I don't know about your computer, but when I open Minecraft and it starts windowed, it's not just, it's like small windowed. It's like less than 50% of the screen. It's like Minesweeper.
[0:11:27] Andrew: It is. That's a great comparison. It was the exact size of Minesweeper. So every single moment you see me in that show, know that I'm experiencing it through a Minesweeper-sized screen. God damn. Wow. You didn't think off to day one just to be like, yeah, let me figure this out. You know, you have to move files around so much, and I was unfamiliar with everything, so I liked just being able to click to like Audacity and the different programs. It never even occurred to me to go full screen. And then when I did, I realized, holy shit, this is like a completely different game. This is so much easier to see.
[0:11:59] Geoff: Also, Gavin, you're assuming he made it past day one. We don't know if he made it past day one.
[0:12:03] Andrew: That's very fair. It's a large assumption.
[0:12:06] Gavin: Oh, dearie, dearie.
[0:12:07] Andrew: So I did that. I explained to my partner that I had not, I had been in window my entire experience, and they said that I was a lunatic and that this is worse than me not knowing the shift he capitalized. I was just curious, Eric, how do you feel? You played with a colossal handicap.
[0:12:23] Eric: That's insane to play in the windowed mode, and then it's crazy to think that there's an 11 key. Yeah. I mean, really, like, it's kind of a one-two punch. Like, you could have looked at the keyboard and then said, oh, there it is.
[0:12:37] Andrew: To be clear, these were very separate. This was like before the experience began and after. I knew the F11 by the end. I just never used it. I was aware of how to do it.
[0:12:45] Eric: Guys, guys, let's be fair. I knew what F11 was by the end. I had to clarify.
[0:12:50] Gavin: On my Mac keyboard, F11 is my volume down, so it's actually a frequently used key for me.
[0:12:55] Andrew: Yeah, but it's just, there's no F on it, so I don't know. I didn't know there's the fucking F section. I never use a keyboard that isn't a Mac keyboard.
[0:13:01] Geoff: I have a Mac keyboard, and it's got an F11 on it, and I'm looking at it.
[0:13:05] Andrew: Does it? Well, I'll take a fucking photo of my keyboard, and you can see it.
[0:13:08] Geoff: Well, I don't know why you're throwing around the F word so much. There's a lot of swear words happening right now. Well, he's looking for F11. I'm looking for F11. Yeah, it's not the fuck 11 key. The F doesn't stand for anything. Yeah, that's my keyboard.
[0:13:20] Andrew: It's got the volume on it.
[0:13:22] Geoff: I even have a smaller, dinkier one that's...
[0:13:24] Andrew: Let me get out a window so I can see this photo bigger. F11. I don't see the F11. Where's the F11? At the top. Oh, the little numbers. I don't have those.
[0:13:35] Eric: Hang on. Hang on. You said that you knew where the F11 key was by the end, and now you're telling me that you don't know where the F11 key is. Okay.
[0:13:44] Andrew: You're right. You just... No, you're right. I think you just exposed yourself. No. I knew where the F11 was on my other keyboard. I didn't think that my Mac keyboard had any Fs. You're right. It's just so small. I've never noticed. The whole upper row is F1. You're right. I need a picture of how small this is. Yeah. What are you talking about? I just have... Listen, it's noticeable when you look. I just have never looked that closely. So wait, it's small, but it's noticeable.
[0:14:09] Eric: But you know where it is, but you've never seen it.
[0:14:12] Andrew: Well, okay. I knew where it was on my Alienware keyboard that I never used. I learned that. And up until this moment of you sending that screenshot of that, the little letters, I never noticed it on the Mac keyboard. Why did you think the F keys were? I just didn't think I had any F keys on my Mac keyboard.
[0:14:32] Geoff: Taking a screenshot. Those F keys are for those luxurious one percenters.
[0:14:36] Eric: I'm just... I'm the leadest key. I'm just floored. It's a whole row. You just thought that there was just a row you don't use at all, period?
[0:14:44] Andrew: No, I used the row. I just didn't know it was the F row. I used the brightness all the time. I used the volume all the time. I just never noticed that there was an F on the little thing.
[0:14:54] Geoff: Oh, man.
[0:14:55] Andrew: I hit another... I apologize. You know what?
[0:14:57] Geoff: You know what? I understand. I thought I had already hit bottom. I had not. You know what? You're still falling. I take back some of my anger from the beginning of the podcast. I get why you don't understand the number thing now. It's... Now, in fairness, look at his picture.
[0:15:11] Gavin: He has a sort of squished F section. It's a very tiny F. It also seems to be covered by copious amounts of food. I need to...
[0:15:19] Andrew: Yeah, I ate lunch.
[0:15:19] Gavin: I ate lunch at my desk today. Okay, but hang on.
[0:15:21] Geoff: Hang on. There are two keys that all they say is F5 and F6. That's what... Okay, Jeff, that's exactly what I was going to say.
[0:15:28] Eric: If you look at those keys, it's all you would see. That's all there... That's all that there is. And also, they're the only keys with something in the bottom right, which immediately would make you go, what is this?
[0:15:38] Andrew: Yeah. Okay.
[0:15:39] Gavin: When I look at it, you got F4, you got F5, you got Sesame Seed, you got F6, you got
[0:15:43] Andrew: F6. First of all, that's onion ring. There's some onion ring remnants. That's the main correction I need to make. Second of all, I'm going to be honest. I would look at those keys and go, that's 80% blank. Those just do nothing. Those are just blank keys. That's how I would process that. I've never... I just... I figured no point. I'm never going to...
[0:16:05] Geoff: If the key looks 80% blank to you, you write it off. You don't pay attention to the other 20%. Yeah, I do.
[0:16:11] Eric: It's not worth my time. Yeah, I guess they fucked up this keyboard. They didn't even print anything on these buttons.
[0:16:16] Geoff: Here's the problem I have with that, Andrew. The escape key, the shift key, the tab key, and the return key, and probably the delete key are all 80% empty. The space bar key is 100% empty. Absolutely true.
[0:16:31] Andrew: Absolutely true. That's true. But everybody knows the space bar, and there's bold lettering on the shift and enter. The letters are important. The F5 and F6 are very small and not very bright. They're dim. It's dimly... They're the only thing on that key. Yeah, I just... I don't know. I don't... I've never... What would I even use the F5 and F6 for? F5 is refresh.
[0:16:54] Eric: Refresh.
[0:16:54] Andrew: I can refresh with F5?
[0:16:56] Eric: This is insane. Wait. What is... Are you for real?
[0:17:00] Gavin: I'm gonna... We're gonna do an hour-long training course, and we're gonna go through every key.
[0:17:06] Eric: What kind of fucking Mavis Beacon bullshit is this? You don't know what F5 does? Wait. Wait. How do I... Do I have to hit, like, enter? Or shift? Shift F5? F5 might be the most frequently used F key on my keyboard. Absolutely. Go... Just open, like, a browser window. I'm in my browser. Okay. And then go to, like, just some other page and then hit F5. It doesn't do anything.
[0:17:28] Unidentified: Oh, my God.
[0:17:29] Gavin: Oh, wait. Are you on Mac or Windows? I'm on Mac. Yeah. Maybe it's a control F5 on there?
[0:17:33] Andrew: Is it a control F5?
[0:17:33] Gavin: I don't know. It depends on the browser, I think.
[0:17:35] Andrew: Command F5?
[0:17:35] Gavin: Yeah. I think it depends on the browser.
[0:17:37] Eric: Shift F5? I'm just... I'm floored. This rules.
[0:17:41] Geoff: Guys, can we... Yeah. While he's figuring out letters and numbers, can we take a step back and think about, like, just how ludicrous this is, zeroing in on the keyboard and how we've... I agree. I think we all agree he needs a class, right? Here's what's really scary. Does he know how anything else works? Does he know how a fridge works? Does he know how an oven works? Like, do we need to have just a basic class about all things? Like, clearly Andrew's managed to navigate this far in life, but how many things is he using wrong or incorrectly, or how many things is he missing just in day-to-day shit? We need to watch him. We should study Andrew.
[0:18:19] Gavin: I would like to sit in Andrew's room for a week and just take notes and deliver the results to him at the end.
[0:18:24] Geoff: I feel like we'd be, like, we'd be sitting there taking notes and Andrew would go, wait a minute. You're telling me this car has a reverse? I can go backwards in a car?
[0:18:32] Andrew: I think I run into issues where there are shortcuts. Shortcuts are really my problem. Because I just manually, when I refresh, I just click the little spinny thing in the top left. So I've never even considered that I'd need a button to refresh.
[0:18:46] Gavin: But you're saying, like, in your ideal world, you would have two keyboards, one lower case, one uppercase.
[0:18:51] Andrew: What do you mean? No. Well, I love the Caps key. This is very, this is established. I'm a big Caps lock guy. I love having the button. But that's a shortcut for everything being uppercase. Wait, so apparently to refresh is Command R.
[0:19:06] Gavin: Command R.
[0:19:07] Andrew: That's how you do it on a Mac. So F5 doesn't, I don't know what F5 actually does. What is the equivalent of F, so I don't know what F5 is.
[0:19:14] Gavin: Yeah, I'm on Windows, so F5, I use it in folders, I use it in browsers.
[0:19:17] Eric: F5 is decrease keyboard brightness. That's why there's nothing on your keyboard for that. What you would do would be assign something to the F5 key. I see. So it is a useless button. It's not useless at all. For me. For you, I'd say, yeah.
[0:19:30] Geoff: Yeah. Andrew, I wouldn't be surprised if Andrew said, you mean to tell me I can get it, there's something colder than putting stuff in the fridge? I just never opened the other side because it's smaller and therefore I deprioritized it.
[0:19:43] Gavin: It seemed like. No. We already found out last week that he'd eat, he'd leave something in the freezer for about four days before. Yeah, that's true. That's true.
[0:19:49] Andrew: What do you mean? Are you coming at me for the freezer thing? Listen, I know freezers are important because of OutKast. I'm aware of the cooling system. There is something cooler than cool and it's ice and you get ice from the freezer. Ice cold is the coolest.
[0:20:03] Gavin: OutKast is oddly educational.
[0:20:05] Andrew: It's great.
[0:20:08] Geoff: Well, I think for a certain. Speed up a Polaroid. For a certain kind of person, I think it is. Yes.
[0:20:14] Gavin: Yeah. Although I don't think, I'm not sure shaking actually speeds that up.
[0:20:17] Geoff: It does not. Didn't Polaroid come out and say like, please don't shake your photos. That doesn't work. Yeah, what are you doing? They're like, that's bad advice.
[0:20:25] Andrew: They're not, they're not, they're not professional photographers. Okay. So F5 and F6 on a Mac keyboard would typically increase the brightness of the lights on the inside. I don't have those. So in my, my specific case, I had been right to not use F5 or F6.
[0:20:37] Gavin: Can we call this face episode F114?
[0:20:41] Andrew: Why not? We're throwing all the name, the naming conventions at the window. Doesn't matter. So that's just, I just want to talk about that. Survive Block Island. We should definitely record a thing at some point.
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[0:21:58] Geoff: Perfectly preserved in a drawer.
[0:22:00] Gavin: Ready for the museum.
[0:22:01] Geoff: Dude, that's awesome. You know, I used to have the original wrist pocket prototype, and I think I mailed it to a... I think I mailed it to Rebecca, maybe. I gave it to somebody. Damn. Should have held on to that.
[0:22:12] Gavin: I was about to yell at you for mailing some of our museum to a listener, but I think Rebecca's fine.
[0:22:17] Geoff: Yeah.
[0:22:18] Gavin: Yeah. She can have that.
[0:22:19] Geoff: She'd probably also mail it back if we wanted it. We'll make her... That's a different one.
[0:22:24] Gavin: I showed this to Jeff, but I was... Before Survive Block Island, I figured I'd watch the first season, just so I'm not a disadvantage. And Meg wanted to watch it with me, so I cast it up to the TV, and I had to type in a code for the Rooster Teeth app. And I was very insulted by what our app just randomly generated there.
[0:22:47] Andrew: That was your randomly generated code? That was my random code. Gavin's code was C-U-U-C-K. C-U-U-C-K. Which is great.
[0:22:59] Geoff: That's an emphatic cuck, dude.
[0:23:03] Andrew: That's a hard cuck. Oh, goddamn. It's so funny, because I just got socks that said the same thing. What a coincidence.
[0:23:15] Gavin: It's me delivering you.
[0:23:16] Geoff: Oh, man. Some cuck socks. Speaking of socks, we were talking about the... I had a bunch of dumb ideas about socks last week, but I did have an idea the other day. What if we sold just red socks? Just a pair of red socks. They don't say anything on them. It's just red socks, and you just buy or beware, and you can give them to people that you want to curse.
[0:23:38] Gavin: Okay. So it's like a gift, but only the giver knows their bad luck socks?
[0:23:43] Geoff: Yeah, they're like bad luck socks, but they don't... Maybe you should even... I don't know. Curse them in some way. I would say bless them, but maybe your blessings would be a curse to other people.
[0:23:53] Eric: Can you reset this? Why are the red socks cursed? I don't remember the cursed red socks thing. Oh, Gavin's got bad luck socks.
[0:24:00] Geoff: I had bad luck when I wore the red socks.
[0:24:03] Eric: Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. So, and then you want to sell just socks that are red that are cursed by Gavin? Yeah, maybe, like bad luck socks.
[0:24:12] Geoff: So then you could prank people, or like if there's somebody... Like, say you really, really don't like your stepdad, right? But you got to get him a gift for Christmas. Give him red socks. He'll think, oh, wow, little Eric loves me. He got me the red sock. He got me... I mean, they're ugly, and I don't wear red, but whatever. He cares about me, and so I'll wear them. But me, you know, inside, you're like, that's right, motherfucker. You're going to get a flat tire today. And he probably will.
[0:24:34] Gavin: Do we want to do, like, two versions? Like, one, you buy them blank so you can curse them yourself, or there's, like, another option where I've pre-cursed them for you? Just like how you signed all the baseballs?
[0:24:44] Geoff: That's interesting. That's interesting. Would you be willing to pre-curse a round of socks? I could curse 100 socks.
[0:24:53] Gavin: 100 pairs, I guess.
[0:24:55] Eric: Boy, wow. I could curse 100 socks is a great episode title for this. That's pretty good. Thank you.
[0:25:01] Gavin: I'm just imagining me just sitting over the pair. I just, like, because I'm sitting cross-legged on the ground, I put them in front of me. I've got my hands hovering above them, and I'm just like, you little ffff.
[0:25:10] Geoff: Just like. Okay, now we have to do it. I wasn't serious, but now we have to do it, because we had to have that video.
[0:25:19] Andrew: I don't understand. Did you do that to your own pair of socks? Like, why? Because you have cursed socks. So what are you doing? Why does that curse them? Why is that the curse?
[0:25:30] Gavin: Because I don't think all, surely not all red socks are cursed. Yeah. By default. They don't print the curse on with the red dye.
[0:25:36] Geoff: But they say, somehow red socks become bad news in Gavin's presence. So if all these red socks are in Gavin's presence in some way, and he makes a point of acknowledging the sock, I think that's key. You know, the sock has to know that he knows, and then we all know, right? And so I think that's how the curse works, probably.
[0:25:56] Gavin: I just got the Slack notification for the merch channel from Eric. We want to sell red socks that Gavin will curse, and then we will sell them.
[0:26:04] Eric: I think it's self-explanatory. I think that that really sums up what exactly they need to know that we want to do.
[0:26:12] Geoff: Man, so speaking of merch, I have one more dumb little idea. I don't know if you guys saw, but one of our peer podcasts, the one that Eric, Eric is also on this one. He likes it less than F*** Face, but he still is on it because it's his job. And once again, Eric's a professional. But that other podcast, Face Jam, the food one, they released a very funny item. They released like a switchblade fork called a switch fork, and they sold out in four minutes, which I thought was really cool. You know, I thought that was awesome that they were able to sell hundreds of those things in four minutes. I will say what was annoying was all the people in the comments saying, well, I wish F*** Face could sell merchandise this well. I wish F*** Face could run there, could sell on time when they say they do like these guys do. So we were catching some total shade that was unnecessary. But that got me thinking, what would our switch fork be? Because I wanted... We've already had a four-minute sale, haven't we? Yeah, but I'm saying that like they said when it was going to go on sale, and it went on sale, and it worked. We were catching shade for like, you know,
[0:27:12] Geoff: our stuff goes on sale whenever. And I was thinking like, what would our version of a switch fork be? Because I'm nothing if not opportunistic, right? They did all the R&D on this thing. They found a vendor. They got it made. They established a relationship. They proved that they could deliver the product. The product then sells. So then how do we capitalize on their hard work? And I had... How do you... What if we made, instead of a switch fork, switch blade already exists, switch spoon is obviously too obvious. We'd have to be like a... It'd have to be like an R flavor. What if we made a switch fuck? And when you hit the button, just a little sign pops out that just says fuck. Switch fuck.
[0:27:52] Eric: Like when Joker has a gun, and he pulls the trigger, and it says bang? Kind of.
[0:27:58] Geoff: Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. Kinds. It was just a solid piece of plastic, and on it printed in white letters was just the word fuck on either side. And then so if somebody gives you some shade, you pull out a switch fuck, and you hit the button, and you just show them the word fuck, and they're like, whoa, okay, I'll back down.
[0:28:19] Andrew: I think I'd rather have like a tiny bat, like a switch bat, like a small, because you're expecting a knife.
[0:28:24] Geoff: Probably for emergency baseball.
[0:28:26] Andrew: Yeah. I think a tiny bat is very funny.
[0:28:29] Geoff: Like a switch bat? Like you hit the button,
[0:28:30] Andrew: and the bat pops up? Yeah. Yeah, like typically like a switch blade, obviously, as a weapon, you expect a blade. Nobody pulls out a tiny bat in a fight. Like it's almost useless.
[0:28:39] Geoff: Yeah, but see, that's the problem. A tiny bat is useless. I think a switch fuck is useful, because it conveys a message emphatically. I think they're equally useful. I think both things are equally needed. I don't know. I don't know. I think there's something to the switch fuck. Here's the deal. I would love to see a design for it. Here's the deal. It's going to sit in your head. It's going to be a little brain worm. It's going to sit in your head, and in a week, you're going to be clamoring for the switch fuck, and you're going to go like, oh, it took it a while to sink in for me, but I get it now. Well, let me ask you this. How small can a grown sheep be?
[0:29:09] Andrew: That's an even, yeah. I like that a lot.
[0:29:11] Gavin: That's a great idea. A little switch one of them, be like, oh.
[0:29:15] Geoff: You hit the button, and it goes.
[0:29:18] Andrew: It's just like a little click. It doesn't even have enough time to make a sound. It's just it going to the other side of the plastic.
[0:29:25] Gavin: Oh, man. Stupid stuff. Speaking of stupid stuff, Jeff and I seem to be able to exist pretty well away from each other. As soon as we saw each other on the set of SBI, just because Jeff was in the control room and I was in a little room off to the side. Day one, we're just like shooting the shit, talking about stuff. And day one, by the way,
[0:29:44] Geoff: you say day one as if there was a day two, but we don't know that there was a day two because it's possible you were the first person eliminated. We can't give anything that could approach a spoiler. So day one or only day, you were saying. So the first day of film, no, wait, is that any better?
[0:29:58] Andrew: It's the same. It's the exact same. Just say on day one.
[0:30:01] Gavin: I got told off for saying day one.
[0:30:03] Andrew: Well, I don't know what to say. I'm going to be- Day one's fine. Everyone was there on day one. Yeah. Okay.
[0:30:08] Geoff: Okay.
[0:30:16] Andrew: That's true. That's true. You always have to be there day one and day five. Every single person was there day one, day five. Everyone had multiple days. All right. So should I say that again? No, no. You're good. Just go.
[0:30:28] Gavin: What's wrong with you? Just say it. So day one, I'm talking to Jeff, shooting the shit in the kitchen. Jeff immediately reaches into the fridge for some sort of can of something and punches the shelf that all the drinks are on. And all I hear is like, all the drinks are going flying. He's punching it. He's like, I'm like, what is wrong with you? He eventually pulls the drink out, close the fridge. We talked for like another 30 seconds and I fumble coffee all across the kitchen. It was actually like within 60 seconds, our worlds just tip upside down. We had to just walk away from the situation. I don't know why we just combine
[0:31:09] Geoff: and form stupid. We're like, we're the blunder twins. You put us together and it's just a form of a puddle of idiocy. It's that we can, you're absolutely right, dude. I knocked over, by the way, I got, I'm a grownup. I get drinks out of fridges all day long, every day. I'm real good at it. I don't ever fuck up. I probably got drinks out of that fridge 300 times through the course of last week. I fucking, within one second, hanging out with you, I knocked over 42 cans, maybe. Just catastrophe. And then you shot coffee across the room. I still don't understand how you did that.
[0:31:48] Gavin: Yeah, it's one of those like fumbles where, you know, you're trying to catch it, just makes it go.
[0:31:53] Andrew: Yeah. My immediate question is, how shocked were you, Jeff, that Gavin said hi in the same space as you, that he took the time? That's the immediate thing I want to get to the bottom of. Was this instant? Did he run over? Did you get a sense that he has learned from his past mistake? What was that like?
[0:32:09] Geoff: I will say that when Gavin told me, I took it, I took what he said to heart in the last face. And so when I saw him, I just had faith. And we spent plenty of time around each other. It was lovely. It was almost, I mean, it's weird, right? Because Gavin and I used to work in the same room all day, every day. And then we lived together too. So we'd go home and work together and live together and drink together and play together and do everything. But we've had a pandemic the last couple of years so nobody's been working in the office. And before that, probably about a year before that, I had left Achievement Hunter and so I was no longer working with him every day. I forget how much fun it was to share an office space with you, Gav, and just to be around each other for more than, you know, 30 minutes at a time.
[0:32:54] Gavin: Dude, it's fun as shit. It's like, we combine, we're two separate entities that combine and form just stupidity. But we also, it's very creatively good. Yes. Like we both, you'll have an idea and then we'll just add to it. We end up with good stuff. We should honestly just spend more time together
[0:33:09] Geoff: not filming. And I don't mean this, I've been fortunate enough to work with a lot of really creative people over the last 19 and a half years. All of which, or some of which are in this, on this podcast with me. I mean, everybody on the podcast is a creative person I've been fortunate enough to work with in the last 19 years. I'm just trying to make sure I'm not shading anyone. In addition to Gus and Bernie and all of Achievement Hunter and all the people that I've worked with, I don't think I've ever had a creative partner like Gavin and I don't know that I ever will again. I've never been so creatively aligned or been with a person where like, it must have been what it was like for the Beatles. Not that I'm comparing us to the Beatles because they have talent and what we do is dumb. But where it's just like, it's just like everything is good. Like everything that when we get together it's just like, I don't know, it's awesome. It's hard to explain. It doesn't happen that way with anybody else for me.
[0:34:02] Andrew: I appreciate you guys described yourself as a Voltron of incompetence when you get together and then immediately went into the Beatles. It was fantastic.
[0:34:10] Gavin: I mean, that's often how it would happen at home too when we lived together is that Jeff would, you know, walk into the kitchen, smash a glass, booze would go flying over the back of his head and then we'd sit down and make a game
[0:34:20] Geoff: in Minecraft that worked first time and everyone could play. while I had to raise my arm above my head to stop the bleeding. I probably bled more around Gavin than anybody else in my life. I don't even know how. I've seen you bleed
[0:34:35] Gavin: at least a pint and I've not even been there for all the blood.
[0:34:39] Andrew: This is a strange measurement.
[0:34:41] Geoff: Probably a gallon of vomit too. Oh yeah. Definitely tons of vomit and poop. Have I seen poop? Yeah, but I don't know if you've seen it but you've been around me while I'm full of poop. Like, like when we live together walk into my room hey, I just shit myself. They're like, dude, don't come into the living room for a minute. I just shit all over the couch and I gotta clean it up. You were literally
[0:35:03] Gavin: like in my doorway and I was like, oh, how much shit? And you were like, I don't know, I haven't really looked yet. It was like, in your pants. You're the first person I thought of. You come to me before the toilet.
[0:35:17] Geoff: You shit on the couch? One time, yeah. How? Oh, not on purpose. But what was this? What happened? I, well, I mean, this is years ago so I'm going to make some assumptions. I'm going to assume I was drunk or hungover. I'm going to assume I probably wasn't eating well. I'm going to assume I probably thought I farted and then realized very quickly that it wasn't. Oh no. Because that's usually how it happened. You may have shit yourself awake. I may have, I have pooped myself awake before. You know what? That's impressive. That might have been it. That might have been it. Yeah. Yeah.
[0:35:54] Andrew: That's a terrible way to wake up. I've never even considered that as a possibility.
[0:35:59] Geoff: I'll say this.
[0:36:00] Andrew: Probably better to wake up than not. That's fair. But in the context of waking up, it's pretty bad.
[0:36:06] Gavin: It's a bad way to wake. I realized it, by the way, last week or the week before I read out one of my notes that I didn't understand. It was tuna fish can spill in the sea. I realized what that was afterwards. Tuna fish can spill in the sea. Apparently there was a boat full of like tins of tuna. And I thought that is so messed up that like amongst the swimming tuna just came down a bunch of their like canned brethren. And how just messed up that is that humans basically caught them, canned them, and then spilled them back to where they were from. Like why is that pointless?
[0:36:44] Geoff: It'd be like if you just go outside and you're like ah, it's raining coffins again.
[0:36:54] Gavin: It's exactly like that. I was trying to think of other equivalents but that's perfect.
[0:37:00] Andrew: How did you realize what that note was? What was the moment where you pieced that together? I think I just re-read it. That's all it took?
[0:37:08] Gavin: Yeah, sometimes you just need to sleep on something, don't you? That's fair. And I just remember that the article about I think it was like like over 50,000 cans or something. 50,000?
[0:37:18] Andrew: That's so many.
[0:37:19] Gavin: Yeah. Wow. But to be honest that's probably that'd probably be edible for a while. Although, or will it rust? I assume. Ooh, rust. But I don't know. Maybe it'll rust open and release them. Oh God. Some wildlife can enjoy the technological advantage of canned food. It's the cycle of life. That's a real that's a real
[0:37:40] Geoff: thank me later for the wildlife of the ocean. Oh man, speaking of thank me later, did we talk about my thousand day puzzle idea? No. No. I had an idea the other day, what if we sold a thousand piece puzzle but you receive one piece a day in the mail randomly and so it takes a thousand days to get it together. I would be so annoyed. Create a puzzle
[0:38:01] Gavin: with the biggest carbon footprint possible.
[0:38:04] Geoff: Yeah, it could be well, maybe it'd be local. You know. Maybe I'll deliver it on bicycle. It could take a hundred days for you to get two pieces that fit together.
[0:38:15] Andrew: How frustrating would that be? Oh, I would be infuriated. That would be
[0:38:19] Geoff: such a fuck you gift to somebody.
[0:38:20] Andrew: That's the worst that's way worse than the curse socks. I would kill somebody if they gave me a one thousand day puzzle
[0:38:26] Gavin: one piece at a time. Maybe it'd have to be combined with like the face zine or something where it'd be stapled to the front every week.
[0:38:33] Geoff: I had that idea because Emily showed me a TikTok of some dad who got his daughter a puzzle for Christmas, a thousand piece puzzle and when she opened it up he had individually wrapped all thousand pieces so she had to unwrap a thousand puzzle pieces and I thought they're already wrapped you should just portion out how you send them.
[0:38:51] Andrew: Oh man, what an inconvenience. What's the worst gift you've ever got that was not intended to be a bad gift. This is pointless. The tiny bike. Tiny bike?
[0:39:04] Gavin: Oh. The tiny bike I got us? Yeah, I got you. Jeff got me a tiny motorbike once.
[0:39:08] Geoff: I did.
[0:39:09] Gavin: It didn't work. He arrived home late one day just smashed into my bedroom woke me up probably one in the morning and just wheeled in this tiny little micro motorcycle. Oh. And then I was like thanks and then the next day we tried to use it and we pulled the little engine start cord and it just snapped.
[0:39:31] Geoff: We never got it ruined. It was a little hunk of junk. I bought it like I bought it off some dude drunk one night. He was like he was just bragging about he had this little bike and I was like I'll buy it and then
[0:39:42] Gavin: I just love the idea of you being out at a bar and you're like oh it's not like oh let me buy this gift for my kid it's like oh let me buy this gift
[0:39:50] Geoff: for my 20 year old foreign roommate. I'm not putting Millie on that thing she was like 60 times it would be ridiculous. Inappropriate gift. That could have been something else. I mean she got something else it wasn't a binary decision it wasn't like well I can give something to Gavin or my daughter well it's gotta be Gavin.
[0:40:07] Andrew: It wasn't an either or. Oh okay. That's like a double because I think I'd be really excited when I saw the tiny bike. That's a great surprise for it to not work would be so disappointing.
[0:40:18] Gavin: Oh I wonder if I have a picture of it in my old bedroom. I'll do you one better
[0:40:21] Andrew: it's in a video.
[0:40:23] Geoff: It is.
[0:40:24] Gavin: I think the breaking of it is.
[0:40:25] Geoff: Yeah the things to do we used to film these videos called things to do where we'd do like come up with like a task to complete in a video game that was unintended right and then we would try to very very briefly we did that for years but very briefly after we would try to recreate that task in real life in some way and so we were trying to do something with the motorcycle and so we definitely filmed it. I don't know what the video would have been
[0:40:48] Andrew: but I'll have to see if I can find it.
[0:40:50] Gavin: Yeah it was around the time where we were like trying to throw a cabbage in a bucket in Skyrim and then we would do it in real life and throw it to the next one. That was fun. That was fun. It's a great video. Now just look. Oh I found the picture.
[0:40:59] Geoff: You found the picture?
[0:41:00] Andrew: Can I see it? Can I see it?
[0:41:01] Geoff: I left that motorcycle under my old house and as far as I know it's probably still there.
[0:41:07] Andrew: That's way cooler than I was expecting. That's fucking awesome. That looks like a new bike.
[0:41:12] Gavin: I'm a good gift giver. Yeah that was my bed for a while was just a mattress on the floor. I slept like that for a couple of years I think and then I think I had like six things in my life. It was like desk,
[0:41:24] Geoff: chair, TV, bed and then I got motorbike. You'll also notice that Gavin has something leaning against his door so I can't bust in.
[0:41:31] Gavin: Yeah that was mainly because of Poppins. Oh the dog. Because he could open the door and he just busted in at night so I had to put the table against him. Yeah but you learned that if you put like that would stop the dog but you learned that if you kick the door hard enough it would sling the table
[0:41:49] Ad read: across the room.
[0:41:51] Gavin: So when we moved out of that place there was a big like sheared off section of paint
[0:41:56] Geoff: that went up the door. I forgot about that. That's right. Yeah well I wasn't taking no for an answer in those days.
[0:42:03] Gavin: Yeah I never I didn't really have to dust that room that much but I did have to sweep up the paint chips from around the door.
[0:42:11] Geoff: Oh man. I was I gotta say those good times. I was not looking forward to doing the podcast today but I feel better now. Thanks for improving my mood guys. I'm glad we could help.
[0:42:21] Andrew: Yeah I'm so impressed with this. This is an all-time buy by you Jeff. You shouldn't feel bad about this purchase. This was a great purchase. However much it cost it was a great idea.
[0:42:31] Geoff: It was and it didn't I don't remember I think I paid like 500 bucks for it maybe. That seems fair. That's a guess. It's just a guess. It could be wildly wrong. But I had always intended to get it fixed but you know in those days there was just so much happening and we were doing so many different it just like it fell by the wayside quickly you know and you just never get it's kind of like it's kind of like f*** face lore you know you leave a joke for two weeks and then suddenly it's been a year and a half and you're like oh yeah right ping pong balls or it's ping pong balls it'll say 19. Yeah.
[0:43:03] Gavin: When we gotta use that ball generator to bet on roulette in Vegas at some point? I think so.
[0:43:09] Andrew: Yeah. I think that was the plan. I don't remember. I still have a ball on my desk. I have 48. I don't even know if that was the one you guessed Jeff but I have 48 on my desk for some reason. I'm assuming that's why. Did you ever have that reminded me of those little like battery cars I always wanted those as a kid I never got one you'd see the commercials for them where it like looks like a fancy car but kids can drive them is that like the type of speed you could get? Oh like the little
[0:43:32] Geoff: Barbie dream car yeah but they had
[0:43:34] Andrew: like other ones they had like Batman themed or whatever like they had they had all sorts I always wanted one of those that was one of the gifts I never got as a kid I wonder if that is the equivalent like the bike equivalent how fast were you supposed to be able to go?
[0:43:47] Geoff: I think that thing went like 50 miles an hour like a ridiculously dangerous speed 50?
[0:43:53] Andrew: That's insane
[0:43:54] Geoff: yeah I remember the guy telling me to be really careful on it because it goes way too fast we gotta do tiny bike redemption we should get one that works oh that'd be great let's do it I mean that thing is do they make electric ones now? I'm sure they do I'm sure they do did you ever have one of those cars Gavin when you were a kid did they have those in England? yeah I didn't I didn't have one I didn't even that was such a like in my mind that was such a rich kid gift I never bothered asking you know it's like there's no point to even ask because I knew what the answer would be immediately and then I would just feel bad you know like there's some stuff
[0:44:30] Andrew: as a kid
[0:44:30] Geoff: you're like man totally whatever yeah
[0:44:32] Andrew: as I said that was like for me the gift I always wanted never got I don't think I ever asked for it I don't think that was ever even a consideration on a list you'd just see the commercials be like that's fucking cool that looks awesome
[0:44:42] Gavin: I remember always thinking that way about whenever you'd see ads for I assume it worked like shit but like those kids virtual reality games where you have a little gun and I always remember thinking that's gotta be the coolest thing but it's like one of those things you don't even bother asking it's like
[0:44:59] Geoff: 200 quid did you ever get surprised as a kid by an awesome awesome gift and then it turned like you weren't even expecting you didn't ask for it and then it turned out to be fucking suck for like reasons outside of your control like when I was a kid laser tag happened you know we just went and played laser tag for your birthday Gav right had a blast well when laser tag like first hit the market as a product I was I don't know maybe 10 or 11 and like it felt like every kid on earth had it like every kid in my school had it but me everybody had it and it was like whatever I was one of those things where I just like it looked like it cost hundreds of dollars and so I never even thought to ask but for Christmas my fucking grandma got me laser tag and she got my cousin Adam laser tag which was awesome except I lived in Alabama and he lived in Florida and so I had half of laser tag that for two weeks in the summer and on Thanksgiving and on Christmas I could play and the rest of the year
[0:45:59] Geoff: I had to put the laser tag receiver on my dog and get her to run around the yard while I tried to shoot at her because nobody else in my neighborhood even though somehow every kid in school had it nobody in my neighborhood had it and so I had the most useless badass fucking gift that did nothing
[0:46:17] Andrew: I like the idea of it being intense that you both have to always be equipped with the receiver at all times and you just never know what attack is going to happen never expected he's just in class one day and it starts beeping and you came surprised that sucks
[0:46:31] Geoff: yeah I was like you're just staring at it in the bedroom you just put it on the wall close to
[0:46:46] Gavin: fun as a kid I really wanted this clock because I always been into funny clocks and it was one of those pins you get a set of pins that you can smush your face in and it leaves an impression of your face and the pins it's a clock that was made out of them so I assumed looking at the picture that the pins would slowly move out and make the time and I was like I really want this clock and it was quite a lot of money at the time so it was my only present that year was this new clock and I plugged it in and I didn't realise but it didn't slowly move the pins they would all be like and every time the minute would change it would be like it was in my room and it used to keep me that was
[0:47:40] Geoff: probably my most disappointing one what's your what's your most disappointing gift Andrew
[0:47:43] Andrew: oh I'm trying to think I was always so bad at gifts I remember it's not a gift stories like specific but you know how there's mall Santas and that type of I believed in mall Santas I thought it was a real thing and I just remember having so much fucking anxiety in line trying to come up with a gift idea to tell Santa that I would get at Christmas because I didn't know what I wanted and I didn't want to ask for a shit thing I was like what do I want what do I actually want do I want this because I thought there was a possibility that what I said in that moment would actually be my gift and I came to the conclusion this is such I could come up with anything my best option I
[0:48:48] Andrew: never came I got a boat once and it popped immediately on the first thing because I had this giant toy Godzilla and it put a hole in it that was a pretty bad gift I little hole in the boat so it started to take on water and we had to go back and I never that was the only inflatable boat I
[0:49:48] Geoff: is a relatively new development I wonder if it's a sign of some sort of cognitive decline but that's how I feel at all drive throughs now when I have to look at the drive through board especially the worst is Taco Bell it's like trying to decipher like Sanskrit I see it all at once and all at the same time and I can't focus on any of the thing and I never know what to order and the person waiting and I
[0:50:22] Andrew: loop back around and that that kills me it's so awkward yeah having to go back and explain no I don't need to order something you forgot this thing oh you didn't read like it
[0:50:52] Geoff: I told me what she wanted and so I went through the taco shack and I paid for it and everything got the drinks and all got home and came inside and gave her drink and she back and get it and I was like well I'm certainly not gonna do that we'll just I'll just order something and so she went she's like I'll do it and she drove over and got the food and they're like yeah we
[0:51:52] Geoff: I didn't have the lunch that I went to get that's incredible that's great I enjoyed that episode yeah that was fun yeah yeah yeah it was a good episode the 114th I believe thanks for listening and if you wouldn't mind telling a friend or a loved one or an acquaintance or maybe just a coworker about our little podcast and maybe convince them to listen to people I don't know well what's a good episode we should I always see people ask what's a good episode I could recommend a friend to this one there you go Eric said yeah always start with the most recent and then work your way
[0:52:52] Eric: got nothing for the next one oh my god we do this everyone came into this one this is ridiculous well we talked about a
[0:53:22] Geoff: have to put our heads together and come up with something I remember when
[0:53:24] Gavin: we
[0:53:52] Unidentified: get next week's episode of face the boys want to go death diving Jeff still can't take pictures it's the holy grail of baseball cards Patton says goodbye to the Choco taco what is the difference between Chuck E. Cheese and showbiz pizza we're an ice cream podcast now the honey monster is terrifying and once again Andrew does not eat the pencil all that and more on next week's episode of face
